Happy Birthday, Ms. McClean

So today, we celebrate the birth of Ms. Jessica McClean. I was looking back on the post that Jess posted on my birthday and it's going to be hard to follow up. A video of Michael Owen AND some hot Kyle Busch action? Phew, talk about pressure. I scoured YouTube far and wide trying to find an appropriate video to post. I was thinking maybe Josh Beckett pitching or Jamie McMurray racing, but then felt that why not honor another birthday celebrator today? Someone who I don't particularly like, but he is always available for a good chuckle.



I actually wanted to post this a few days ago, but withheld those desires until today because this is a very special occasion.

Now time for a montage of everything the birthday girl likes.



Fat pitchers ... haha jk, Josh Beckett.



Cats.



Apples.



And Orange County Choppers slot machines (especially those at the Mirage).

So Happy Birthday, BFF.

P.S. On a side note, it's pretty official that McCluca is having the best week ever. Just felt like sharing.

Gettin' jobs

ffiore957 (4:19:06 PM): oh, btw i listed you as a reference
ffiore957 (4:19:10 PM): she might call you today
skitchkd (4:19:37 PM): haha why am i your reference?
ffiore957 (4:20:01 PM): because you worked with me
ffiore957 (4:20:06 PM): and because you like me
skitchkd (4:20:06 PM): true
skitchkd (4:20:08 PM): and we're lovers
ffiore957 (4:23:06 PM): yes
ffiore957 (4:23:10 PM): you might not want to mention that

Mid-week Man Candy

Yeah, I know I'm late again. Give me a break, I was stuck at Dallas-Fort Worth airport again. It's the worst airport in the world.

So Katy has graciously allowed me to do MWMC this week in honor of my birthday. She wanted me to make it abundantly clear that although she approved this post, the opinions expressed in it do not reflect her own feelings. In fact, if you take the exact opposite of everything I say, you'll probably get pretty close to the way Katy feels about...



Mr. Josh Beckett

Yes, the man who is fat like when you eat candy has finally become Man Candy. There's nothing hotter than a starting pitcher, in my opinion, particularly the ace starting pitcher from the greatest team in the world. I love that he's a giant hick who always carries a can of tobacco in his back pocket and shoots animals for fun, and I love that he often drops the f-bomb on live television. I even find his inability to spell big words endearing. In other words, I can overlook pretty much anything because he's a really good pitcher. Is he actually hot? Pictures of him with the Marlins are deceptive because he looks like a child. I guess I won't know for sure until the Sox refuse to pay for a contract extension and he defects to the Yankees. But until that day, I will love him unconditionally.

Note: I took a really long time to choose the picture for this post.
ffiore957: i can't find a good enough picture for mwmc
skitchkd: did you look on ap and getty?
ffiore957: no
skitchkd: well i mean no pic can look good when you're fat and stuff
ffiore957: i knew you would say that
skitchkd: hahahaha

Oh, and this is just the best picture ever. It has everything I love.

Hardy har har

Text message convo
Katy: i found a funny video of manny being beaned in the head on youtube
Jess: i don't find that funny

No. Words. Needed.

Kasey won the Coca Cola 600. Yes sir, he did. Nothing else needs to be said. One of these two bloggers is quite happy.

The cutest row one ever is having issues

ffiore957 (6:21:38 PM): what happened to kyle?
skitchkd (6:21:51 PM): i have no idea
skitchkd (6:21:54 PM): what happened to kasey?
ffiore957 (6:22:03 PM): haha i didn't even notice
ffiore957 (6:22:09 PM): i'm used to not seeing him up front
skitchkd (6:22:21 PM): OUCH
skitchkd (6:22:22 PM): i hate you
ffiore957 (6:22:29 PM): i'm loling
ffiore957 (6:22:39 PM): that was funny

Mid-week Man Candy

Yea, so my bad. I got caught up in all the excitement that was Wednesday and forgot to post a MWMC. No worries. Oogling can be postponed for one short day. I decided to disregard the list and we had discussed because I just got caught up in the moment. And while the cat's away (aka Jess in Atlanta) the mouse will play ... She should just be happy that it is not ANOTHER hot pic of Matt Ryan.



Here's to you Mike Massaro, aka the bestest NASCAR reporter in the land. I love the way you walk around pit road in your little ESPN firesuit and interview the drivers with the adorableness of a child. I can't wait for Pocono in a few weeks where I can try and spot you from the grandstand and zoom in really close with my camera and take a picture of you. Yes, I am that cool.