I figure since Jess is already upset with my earlier post, I might as well keep it up.
Maybe some Matt Ryan later ...
Thursday, July 31, 2008
Ta ta for now
Now, I would really try and hold myself back in this situation because this is a sensitive issue to Jess, but I really can't control myself.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Too bad I have to dislike Jason Bay now ...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Too bad I have to dislike Jason Bay now ...
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
I hate being a grown-up
I just watched this preview of the new season of Sesame Street (beginning August 11th, if you're interested) and I'm so jealous. The show was never this awesome when we were kids. OK, so I didn't watch it when I was a kid, but I'm pretty sure it did not feature the '80s equivalent of Feist, Will Arnett, Mike Rowe, Heidi Klum, Jonah Hill, LL Cool J, David Beckham, Jack Black and a parody of 30 Rock. I think I know the answer to this already, but would it be lame to TiVo Sesame Street?
Mid-Week Man Candy
Katy has given me free rein to pick Man Candy this week. I really should take this opportunity to pick someone she would really hate.
Hello, David Duchovny. I (along with not many other people) saw your movie this weekend, and it was pretty great. Not as good as the first X-Files movie, but that was one of my favorite movies ever so it's a bad comparison. You were also in "Twin Peaks," which makes you automatically cool. Oh, and you're really smart (did you know he graduated from Princeton and then got a master's from Yale?). So congratulations on being awesome, David Duchovny.
PS - This post makes me sound like a huge nerd. I am not ashamed.
NOTE FROM KATY: I don't hate David Duchovny so nice try. I do believe I actually said "Bravo" when I saw it was him. So there.
Hello, David Duchovny. I (along with not many other people) saw your movie this weekend, and it was pretty great. Not as good as the first X-Files movie, but that was one of my favorite movies ever so it's a bad comparison. You were also in "Twin Peaks," which makes you automatically cool. Oh, and you're really smart (did you know he graduated from Princeton and then got a master's from Yale?). So congratulations on being awesome, David Duchovny.
PS - This post makes me sound like a huge nerd. I am not ashamed.
NOTE FROM KATY: I don't hate David Duchovny so nice try. I do believe I actually said "Bravo" when I saw it was him. So there.
Monday, July 28, 2008
What not to do
skitchkd (8:32:17 PM): what is up?
ffiore957 (8:32:24 PM): not much
ffiore957 (8:32:31 PM): just doing the sexual harassment workshop
skitchkd (8:32:35 PM): haha awesome
skitchkd (8:32:40 PM): sexual harrassment is bad
ffiore957 (8:32:54 PM): that's the message i'm getting so far
ffiore957 (8:32:24 PM): not much
ffiore957 (8:32:31 PM): just doing the sexual harassment workshop
skitchkd (8:32:35 PM): haha awesome
skitchkd (8:32:40 PM): sexual harrassment is bad
ffiore957 (8:32:54 PM): that's the message i'm getting so far
Feeling very Olympic today
Both bloggers are very much looking forward to the beginning of the Olympics next week. As a former swimmer, I (Katy) love watching all the races and, of course, I love Michael Phelps. It's sorta funny because the publisher of my paper is named Michael Phelps so we make a lot of jokes about him swimming and stuff. Yea...well we think it is funny. For your viewing pleasure, Michael Phelps (the swimmer, not the publisher).
Sunday, July 27, 2008
Oh Manny
"I don't have any preferences: I could choose a team that offers me the best conditions or one in the chase for the postseason. I don't care where I play, I can even play in Iraq if need be. My job is to play baseball," added Ramirez.
I may hate him, but he's quite the talker.
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Mid-Week Man Candy
Here's to you Christian Bale, aka Bruce Wayne aka Batman. I didn't clear this with Jess and, frankly, I don't care because as I was sitting in Dark Knight, I just kept thinking "He is man candy this week." He's HOT. Like really hot. And I don't really care that he may or may not have beat his mother and sister. I'm sure there is a logical explanation. All I know is, I might actually see the new Terminator just because he is in it.
Monday, July 21, 2008
Because I can, can, can
Two of this blogs favorite hotties @ the NBC par-tay...the guys not the girls.
Our favorite nerdy secret agent
My (Katy) faux psychic alter ego looking foine.
Our favorite nerdy secret agent
My (Katy) faux psychic alter ego looking foine.
CSI: Athens
So this is quite the story and on the advice of Elliot, I (Katy) decided to post the whole ordeal so I wouldn't have to tell the story over and over again (I have already lost count).
It is common knowledge that yesterday were the nuptials of Marshall and Erin (yay good times). So post-ceremony, we are all heading over to the conservatory where the reception was. This was all taking place at the Georgia Botanical Gardens. Anywho, after hitting up the bar (every good randb function has booze, c'mon people), I placed my purse at our table so I can go walk around and socialize free of the shackles of my purse. We see the wedding party is returning so we start to make our way to our table and I see my purse is missing. I'm like hmmm. I look around and don't see it. I'm thinking maybe it fell off the table and someone picked it up. It's bound to show up I am sure. So I grab the first waiter I see and tell him I am missing my purse and he tells me that he will ask around.
I go back to enjoying the eating and the drinking etc and then I start to realize that ... hmmm, in order to fly back to D.C., I need my ID which is in my purse ... HELLO PANIC. At this point, I go and talk to the event manager, the DJ makes an announcement, I'm retracing my steps, Austin and Jamie are checking around, etc. I decide to call my father because, well, father always knows best. I get upset and am crying because I am freaking out about getting back to D.C. The same waiter who was looking for the purse came out and asked if I had found it yet and I was like "No, and I'm starting to get concerned because if I don't find it, I'm stranded in Georgia etc etc." He tells me he'll go look through the trash to see if someone just took my cash and threw the bag away.
I head back in to the reception to watch the cake cutting, bouquet throwing etc and I turn around and there is the waiter with my purse! Oh happy day! I hug him and am so excited. I open the purse and all my cards are there with my ID, cell phone and camera, but my wallet is gone so I am out 40 bucks and my wallet. It's all quite weird because why would said culprit go to all the trouble of taking the cards out of the wallet? But moving on...
I take out my camera to continue documenting the occasion when I see there is a video on my camera that I didn't take so I watch it ...
Well isn't that interesting?! How the plot thickens. Apparently, the individual who took my camera accidentally taped himself in the process (strike 1 in the how not to commit a crime). I show a bunch of people (maybe some want to form a posse and teach the waiter a lesson) but decide best to not take justice in to our own hands. I go and show the event manager and she takes my camera and goes off to investigate. About 30 minutes later, she comes and gets me and tells me I need to come with her so I can talk to the police.
As we are walking to meet with the cop, she is telling me the story of what happened. She called all the event staff in to a room and was like a purse was stolen and there is a video of it etc etc I need to talk to all of you. So suddenly, one of the servers gets really ill and needs to go home (strike 2 in the how not to commit a crime). She says ok but she needs to talk to him first. He apparently goes out and starts chatting up the UGA cop who is on duty. While this is happening, the managers comes out and calls to the server ... who then begins to leave hastily (strike 3 in how not to commit a crime ... Colin and Melissa witness this). The manager calls to the cop who then goes and follows the guy and apprehends him. This is when I come in and I'm walking up the hill and I come face to face ... with the original waiter who was helping me and returned my purse!! WTF
So the cop comes over, asks what I'm missing etc etc, I fill out a statement. The guy is denying that he took anything blah blah blah. They look at the video and compare and are looking around with flashlights and such. I'm standing with another cop and the first cop comes up and has my wallet with him and is like "Yea he confessed" etc, etc. He then asks if I want to press charges and I say "Yes." I'm not going through all of this for nothing. So I fill out all this paper and work and talk to the cops for an hour or so. They come back and tell me that this guy has a record AND he had a gun laying in plain sight on his front seat. Well then. And then he tells me the guy said he's sorry. Well that's nice. So they read him his rights and all that jazz.
So yea, never a dull moment. But it makes for quite a good story.
It is common knowledge that yesterday were the nuptials of Marshall and Erin (yay good times). So post-ceremony, we are all heading over to the conservatory where the reception was. This was all taking place at the Georgia Botanical Gardens. Anywho, after hitting up the bar (every good randb function has booze, c'mon people), I placed my purse at our table so I can go walk around and socialize free of the shackles of my purse. We see the wedding party is returning so we start to make our way to our table and I see my purse is missing. I'm like hmmm. I look around and don't see it. I'm thinking maybe it fell off the table and someone picked it up. It's bound to show up I am sure. So I grab the first waiter I see and tell him I am missing my purse and he tells me that he will ask around.
I go back to enjoying the eating and the drinking etc and then I start to realize that ... hmmm, in order to fly back to D.C., I need my ID which is in my purse ... HELLO PANIC. At this point, I go and talk to the event manager, the DJ makes an announcement, I'm retracing my steps, Austin and Jamie are checking around, etc. I decide to call my father because, well, father always knows best. I get upset and am crying because I am freaking out about getting back to D.C. The same waiter who was looking for the purse came out and asked if I had found it yet and I was like "No, and I'm starting to get concerned because if I don't find it, I'm stranded in Georgia etc etc." He tells me he'll go look through the trash to see if someone just took my cash and threw the bag away.
I head back in to the reception to watch the cake cutting, bouquet throwing etc and I turn around and there is the waiter with my purse! Oh happy day! I hug him and am so excited. I open the purse and all my cards are there with my ID, cell phone and camera, but my wallet is gone so I am out 40 bucks and my wallet. It's all quite weird because why would said culprit go to all the trouble of taking the cards out of the wallet? But moving on...
I take out my camera to continue documenting the occasion when I see there is a video on my camera that I didn't take so I watch it ...
Well isn't that interesting?! How the plot thickens. Apparently, the individual who took my camera accidentally taped himself in the process (strike 1 in the how not to commit a crime). I show a bunch of people (maybe some want to form a posse and teach the waiter a lesson) but decide best to not take justice in to our own hands. I go and show the event manager and she takes my camera and goes off to investigate. About 30 minutes later, she comes and gets me and tells me I need to come with her so I can talk to the police.
As we are walking to meet with the cop, she is telling me the story of what happened. She called all the event staff in to a room and was like a purse was stolen and there is a video of it etc etc I need to talk to all of you. So suddenly, one of the servers gets really ill and needs to go home (strike 2 in the how not to commit a crime). She says ok but she needs to talk to him first. He apparently goes out and starts chatting up the UGA cop who is on duty. While this is happening, the managers comes out and calls to the server ... who then begins to leave hastily (strike 3 in how not to commit a crime ... Colin and Melissa witness this). The manager calls to the cop who then goes and follows the guy and apprehends him. This is when I come in and I'm walking up the hill and I come face to face ... with the original waiter who was helping me and returned my purse!! WTF
So the cop comes over, asks what I'm missing etc etc, I fill out a statement. The guy is denying that he took anything blah blah blah. They look at the video and compare and are looking around with flashlights and such. I'm standing with another cop and the first cop comes up and has my wallet with him and is like "Yea he confessed" etc, etc. He then asks if I want to press charges and I say "Yes." I'm not going through all of this for nothing. So I fill out all this paper and work and talk to the cops for an hour or so. They come back and tell me that this guy has a record AND he had a gun laying in plain sight on his front seat. Well then. And then he tells me the guy said he's sorry. Well that's nice. So they read him his rights and all that jazz.
So yea, never a dull moment. But it makes for quite a good story.
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Mid-Week Man Candy
Well, I'm back from Target. I dropped a cool $100, but as I was standing at the checkout, I thought "Hmm, I wonder what time it is... oh yeah, I came to Target to buy a watch." That is why you should always write a list.
Anyway, I don't know how Katy slipped another Matt Ryan post past me, but at least I get to do Man Candy this week. The Home Run Derby was pretty fantastic, not least of all because the matchup of Josh Hamilton and Justin Morneau was exactly what I wanted/predicted.
Yay Josh Hamilton. Hitting 28 homers is quite impressive, and you seem like a really nice guy (side note: What was Erin Andrews wearing? She looked ridiculous). I still don't know if you're cute. You kind of have a rat face. But if your life was a movie, which it will be one day, you'd probably be played by Seann William Scott, whom I love.
Poor Justin Morneau. No one cares that you actually won. But we do (well, I do. I'm sure Katy would have preferred the child-like Evan Longoria to win, but he was really terrible). Canadians are always awesome, and you are no exception. You're not only very attractive, but also very good at baseball. And that is the best combination.
Anyway, I don't know how Katy slipped another Matt Ryan post past me, but at least I get to do Man Candy this week. The Home Run Derby was pretty fantastic, not least of all because the matchup of Josh Hamilton and Justin Morneau was exactly what I wanted/predicted.
Yay Josh Hamilton. Hitting 28 homers is quite impressive, and you seem like a really nice guy (side note: What was Erin Andrews wearing? She looked ridiculous). I still don't know if you're cute. You kind of have a rat face. But if your life was a movie, which it will be one day, you'd probably be played by Seann William Scott, whom I love.
Poor Justin Morneau. No one cares that you actually won. But we do (well, I do. I'm sure Katy would have preferred the child-like Evan Longoria to win, but he was really terrible). Canadians are always awesome, and you are no exception. You're not only very attractive, but also very good at baseball. And that is the best combination.
We apologize for the delay...
Jess to Katy:
Just in case you were wondering, we got paid today so I'm going to Target after work, which means man candy will probably be late. I also forgot my phone, hence the email. I was so excited to have money this morning that I forgot everything except some Oreo Cakesters. At least they were delicious.
Just in case you were wondering, we got paid today so I'm going to Target after work, which means man candy will probably be late. I also forgot my phone, hence the email. I was so excited to have money this morning that I forgot everything except some Oreo Cakesters. At least they were delicious.
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Ebony & Ivory
The wait is over. Our favorite fake-psychic detective (and his much cooler and more awesome pharmaceutical rep sidekick) will be back with new episodes beginning on Friday. Now I'll finally have something to watch other than HSN and "I Know Who Killed Me."
Someone so hot shouldn't have "ice" in their nickname...
They picked a good guy to be on the PS3 version of College Football 2009 ...
Monday, July 14, 2008
Ugg-ly
Katy: dan uggla is so odd looknig
Jessica: haha i know
i can't even focus because that's all i'm thinking
Jessica: haha i know
i can't even focus because that's all i'm thinking
Oscar contender
Katy: did i ever tell you about the movie that me and a guy i work with came up with?
Jessica: i don't think so
Katy: ok its about barack obama and hillary clinton and how they fall in love during the presidential primaries but dont realize it bc they are fighting all the time
and then he realizes it
Jessica: hmm
Katy: it's called running mate
Jessica: haha wonderful
is it a comedy?
Katy: i don't think hillary clinton exudes a comedic portrayl
Jessica: i agree
Katy: but barack could
i could almost see a tracy jordan-esque way about him
Jessica: haha yes
Katy: he might use the line "i'm going to take you out behind the polling place and get you pregnant"
Jessica: that should be the tagline
Jessica: i don't think so
Katy: ok its about barack obama and hillary clinton and how they fall in love during the presidential primaries but dont realize it bc they are fighting all the time
and then he realizes it
Jessica: hmm
Katy: it's called running mate
Jessica: haha wonderful
is it a comedy?
Katy: i don't think hillary clinton exudes a comedic portrayl
Jessica: i agree
Katy: but barack could
i could almost see a tracy jordan-esque way about him
Jessica: haha yes
Katy: he might use the line "i'm going to take you out behind the polling place and get you pregnant"
Jessica: that should be the tagline
Weird?
Katy: josh hamilton is totally your type
Jessica: that is so untrue
Katy: go look at him
he's kinda pudgy
with light brown hair in a wave-esque style
Jessica: he has a weird face
me: you like people with weird faces
i.e fatty
Jessica: ouch
but touche
Jessica: that is so untrue
Katy: go look at him
he's kinda pudgy
with light brown hair in a wave-esque style
Jessica: he has a weird face
me: you like people with weird faces
i.e fatty
Jessica: ouch
but touche
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
Mid-Week Man Candy
Oh Jason Bateman. You have been adorable for as long as we can remember. You shined as Michael Bluth on Arrested Development and as the kinda creepy dad-to-be in Juno (we still love you regardless of your dancing with the pregnant 16-year-old adoptive mother). I have no desire to see Hancock other than a little Bateman lovin'.
Saturday, July 5, 2008
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
Mid-Week Man Candy
Here's to you, Alex from The Mole. This is an experiment of sorts, since the last time we had a reality contestant as man candy, he was sent home that night (sorry, Ryan). Even though the Mole is the alleged "bad guy"on the show, we want Alex to be the Mole so he is around the whole time. He's just so adorable in the way that he doesn't care if his journal gets burned and how he sings songs about the game on that odd looking guitar. We would buy his CD if he was ever famous enough to release one ... well, maybe. So here's to hoping you pass the quiz this week and stick around to the end.
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