Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Oooo shiny

SkitchKD (11:44:49 PM): go look at how shiny my hair is in my fb pic
ffiore957 (11:45:16 PM): somehow that is the quintessential you thing to say
SkitchKD (11:45:29 PM): i am laughing really hard
ffiore957 (11:46:01 PM): but your hair is very shiny
ffiore957 (11:46:06 PM): congratulations

I'm Chuck Bass



a) Love "Womanizer" b) LOVE CHUCK BASS

Mid-week Man Candy



Here's to you David Sutcliffe, aka Rory's dad from Gilmore Girls and hot cop from Private Practice. You were so adorable flirting with Lorelai and, now, with Addison. I personally wish you'd take off your shirt a lot more. So here's to you, David. May you not be written off Private Practice quite yet.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Benedict Arnold

skitchkd (11:55:04 PM): i just picked up kyle orton in fantasy bc the bears are playing the lions next week and its a more favorable matchup
skitchkd (11:55:07 PM): i have 3 qbs
skitchkd (11:55:11 PM): i feel selfish
ffiore957 (11:56:00 PM): i don't like kyle orton
skitchkd (11:56:40 PM): that's because you love rex grossman
ffiore957 (11:56:47 PM): yes i do
ffiore957 (11:56:51 PM): for whatever weird reason
skitchkd (11:57:13 PM): bc he went to florida, and you are a traitor
ffiore957 (11:57:19 PM): oh right
ffiore957 (11:57:25 PM): that's exactly why
skitchkd (11:57:29 PM): don't deny it
skitchkd (11:57:33 PM): if we lose this week
skitchkd (11:57:39 PM): and you make any comments about how hot tim tebow is
skitchkd (11:57:41 PM): i'm going to be angry
ffiore957 (11:57:50 PM): i will not say a word
ffiore957 (11:58:13 PM): i would be so mad at him if we lose
skitchkd (11:58:23 PM): haha good
ffiore957 (11:59:35 PM): maybe i am a traitor
ffiore957 (11:59:43 PM): i also like jesse palmer
skitchkd (11:59:50 PM): WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
skitchkd (11:59:52 PM): hahahahaha
skitchkd (11:59:58 PM): just move to gainsville
ffiore957 (12:00:06 AM): that would be a nightmare

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Bama Bang-alicious

skitchkd (8:22:36 PM): everyone in this bama commercial has bama bangs
ffiore957 (8:22:49 PM): that's how they sell it to people
skitchkd (8:23:29 PM): haha i know. now i want to go
ffiore957 (8:23:37 PM): i wish i looked that cool

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Mid-week Man Candy



Here's to you, Josh Jackson, aka Pacey aka Charlie Conway. Your Might Ducks days are way behind you and we're happy to see that you have grown in to a hot, hot man. You may not have been the cutest Duck ::cough::Banks::cough:: but you shine up like a new penny. I (Katy) haven't watched Fringe...but I'm sure it's a huge upgrade from the whiney Pacey Days. So bravo.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Art imitating life


SkitchKD (10:56:22 PM): i have so much damn homework
ffiore957 (10:56:44 PM): that sucks
SkitchKD (10:56:55 PM): and i found out that i have another 10-12 page paper to write fo rmy other class
SkitchKD (10:57:01 PM): probably the same week my final paper is due in my other class
SkitchKD (10:57:07 PM): i'm going to become like jesse spano
ffiore957 (10:57:29 PM): that's a terrible idea
ffiore957 (10:57:36 PM): her life spiraled out of control after that
ffiore957 (10:57:42 PM): even zack scored higher on the sat
SkitchKD (10:57:45 PM): but she was so excited
SkitchKD (10:57:46 PM): so excited

Monday, October 20, 2008

Um...not supposed to happen



Oddly reminiscent of Friday Night Lights.

Sunday, October 19, 2008

SNL awesomness

This skit is pretty much awesome for a few of the following reasons:

a) Anything with with Jason Sudeikis is fantastic in my books.
b) Marky Mark is awesome.
c) Alec Baldwin is a comedic genuis.
d) Tina Fey. That's all I have to say.

I would be friends with Sarah Palin, but I do not want her a heartbeat away from being the leader of the free world.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Rock the vote

skitchkd (11:08:07 PM): i'm really excited to vote
ffiore957 (11:08:19 PM): i wish i could vote
ffiore957 (11:08:26 PM): like it would make any difference in this state
skitchkd (11:09:53 PM): yea i am voting in a swing state
skitchkd (11:09:59 PM): in a swing county in that state
skitchkd (11:10:02 PM): i'm really important
skitchkd (11:10:05 PM): they should be courting my vote
ffiore957 (11:10:19 PM): are they not courting you?
ffiore957 (11:10:20 PM): that's sad
skitchkd (11:10:28 PM): i know
skitchkd (11:10:32 PM): every girl likes some romance
ffiore957 (11:10:36 PM): haha
skitchkd (11:11:11 PM): even tho in this case, it'd be like being courted by matt ryan or aaron rodgers
skitchkd (11:11:19 PM): i think it's pretty clear cut
ffiore957 (11:11:31 PM): hey, there is nothing wrong with aaron rodgers
skitchkd (11:11:46 PM): but he's just not my cup of tea
ffiore957 (11:11:51 PM): i see
ffiore957 (11:11:54 PM): that makes sense
skitchkd (11:11:58 PM): this is what democracy is all about

Mid-Week Man Candy

Well, apparently the Man Candy curse hasn't affected Evan Longoria at all. Thanks a lot, Katy, for crushing my World Series dreams. Anyway...


I don't admit this very often, but "7th Heaven" is one of my favorite shows of all time. A lot of that was because of Matt Camden, aka Barry Watson. Even though he didn't get the best story lines (he had a deaf girlfriend, but Simon killed a guy), he was still awesome. And now he's on "Samantha Who?" which is also a great show. So congratulations, Barry Watson, for ongoing awesomeness and for getting better looking with age.

Monday, October 13, 2008

Triple deke



ffiore957 (11:01:54 PM): you know who else i like?
ffiore957 (11:02:08 PM): joshua jackson and kevin zegers
skitchkd (11:02:44 PM): i like one of them
skitchkd (11:02:46 PM): guess
ffiore957 (11:02:52 PM): i don't know
skitchkd (11:02:57 PM): zegers
skitchkd (11:02:59 PM): air bud all the way
ffiore957 (11:03:07 PM): how can you not like joshua jackson?
skitchkd (11:03:14 PM): eh pacey was a whiny bitch
ffiore957 (11:03:17 PM): didn't you see the mighty ducks?
ffiore957 (11:03:20 PM): he was awesome in that
skitchkd (11:03:23 PM): i was more of an adam banks girl
ffiore957 (11:03:27 PM): you would be
ffiore957 (11:03:33 PM): i can't believe you
skitchkd (11:03:34 PM): i dont hide it
skitchkd (11:03:36 PM): hahahahahahahaha
skitchkd (11:03:43 PM): why can't you believe me?
ffiore957 (11:04:01 PM): they were enemies
ffiore957 (11:04:11 PM): he joined the varsity team in d3
skitchkd (11:04:25 PM): but he saw the wrong doing
skitchkd (11:04:29 PM): forgiveness is devine
ffiore957 (11:04:39 PM): boo
ffiore957 (11:04:39 PM): never
ffiore957 (11:05:22 PM): i googled "cake eater" and it came up with this
ffiore957 (11:05:23 PM): http://yzak.nu/fan/banks/
ffiore957 (11:05:27 PM): haha
skitchkd (11:06:36 PM): i am laughing quite hard
skitchkd (11:06:41 PM): who googles "cake eater"
ffiore957 (11:06:51 PM): hahaha
ffiore957 (11:07:16 PM): i went to the hockey game on saturday night and the guy behind me made every possible mighty ducks reference except that one
skitchkd (11:07:45 PM): how can you not reference cake eater when talking about might ducks?
ffiore957 (11:07:54 PM): i don't know
ffiore957 (11:08:09 PM): he said knuckle puck a lot, though

Not so subtle

ffiore957 (10:58:49 PM): btw, i would very much like barry watson to be man candy someday
skitchkd (10:58:55 PM): fine
skitchkd (10:58:58 PM): you can write it on wed
ffiore957 (10:59:12 PM): no, i'm so bad at it
skitchkd (10:59:20 PM): no you aren't your sylar one was awesome
ffiore957 (10:59:36 PM): i thought you wanted to do sylar
ffiore957 (10:59:40 PM): i mean sark
skitchkd (10:59:54 PM): well i want to do both of them
ffiore957 (11:00:25 PM): is that some dirty innuendo?
skitchkd (11:00:34 PM): i didn't think it was an innuendo
skitchkd (11:00:38 PM): i thought it was pretty blatant

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Mid-Week Man Candy

No blood and guts this week, just hotness.



Here's to you Evan Longoria. The Rays third basemen celebrated his 23rd birthday one day early on Monday but helping Tampa Bay advance to the ALCS...and lookin' fine while doing so. It's funny how similar his name is to Eva Longoria, but I personally find Evan more fun to look at than Eva (I suppose it's a matter of opinion). I hope this doesn't curse him like past man candy men, because I want the Rays to win the ALCS, but after the whole John Parker Wilson debacle, I don't even know what to think anymore.

Monday, October 6, 2008

Jess and Katy save the day

In reference to Vegas hotels

ffiore957 (10:50:30 PM): they have to start making it cheaper soon, right? no one will have money left, so they have to draw people in somehow
skitchkd (10:50:40 PM): haha i hope so
skitchkd (10:50:46 PM): maybe if the stock market drops more
skitchkd (10:51:08 PM): we should man candy curse the stock market
ffiore957 (10:51:36 PM): yeah, we should post ben bernanke
skitchkd (10:52:15 PM): and than maybe if the whole anti-curse thing happens, the stock market will go up
skitchkd (10:52:18 PM): so its a win win situation
ffiore957 (10:52:29 PM): we would be heroes
skitchkd (10:53:04 PM): haha i know. than we would def get their own sitcom
ffiore957 (10:53:32 PM): well then that's perfect

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Mid-Week Man Candy

OK, this is how you know I might be insane. I looked through a bunch of pictures of this week's man candy, and this one was my favorite.


Look at the brain mess splattered all over his jacket. Gross.

OK, here's a different picture that I know Katy will prefer.


So, Sylar. You are by far the best part of Heroes, which is one of the best shows on TV, which makes you pretty much the greatest person in the world. Reason #100 why I'm glad I live alone: I scream a little bit every time he shows up onscreen (also reason #100 why I'll probably be living alone forever). Anyway, we love you when you're one of the good guys, but I was so much more excited when you killed the guy who played Weevil on Veronica Mars. So enjoy being a Petrelli and continue being super hot, but don't forget that we love you because you're so evil.