I feel bad...

I feel like Jess and I have been ignoring McCluca since our recent love affair with Tumblr has occurred. Don't worry faithful readers...we will still be updating here.

However, if you are interested in our Tumblrs, just check 'em out.

http://woahisme.tumblr.com (Katy)
http://kraftwerkorange.tumblr.com (Jess)

Fakin' it

SkitchKD (11:16:44 PM): so the weather column for our paper is written by the cbs meterologist
SkitchKD (11:16:49 PM): and he's a horrrrrible writer
SkitchKD (11:16:56 PM): i wanna know how he got his degree
ffiore957 (11:17:51 PM): haha
SkitchKD (11:18:00 PM): his name is topper
ffiore957 (11:18:05 PM): no one's name is topper
SkitchKD (11:18:09 PM): haha his name is
SkitchKD (11:18:11 PM): topper shutt
ffiore957 (11:18:14 PM): haha shut up
ffiore957 (11:18:17 PM): that is a fake name

Madness

SkitchKD: this game is intense
ffiore957: which one?
SkitchKD: pitt xavier
ffiore957: ok
SkitchKD: tony reali is watching it too
ffiore957: how do you know?
SkitchKD: he's tweeting
ffiore957: of course
SkitchKD: haha i mean how else?
ffiore957: haha i don't know
ffiore957: maybe there's something you're not telling me
SkitchKD: yes tony reali is in my bed with me

McNuggets Away!

I knew I remembered watching a commercial for McDonalds when I was younger, in which a bunch of nuggets parachuted into different kinds of dipping sauce. No one, not even my family, believed it existed. Behold, the magic of YouTube.

Mid-week Man Candy

I (Katy) just absolutely dominated my outline for my persuasion theory paper. Yea, son. So as a celebration, Man Candy for all our faithful readers.

Also, as a side note, I've received a few requests from some of our readers to have Man Candy be an actual real-life person (aka not a celebrity or athlete). If anyone has an opinions or feedback on this proposition, let us know. I think we should have a virtual Man Candy pageant, but that's just me.



Here's you, Mike Green, pretty much the hottest NHL defenseman in all the land. Since the Washington Capitals are my newly adopted favorite hockey team, I obviously had to pick a favorite player and there was no doubt in my mind that Green is my guy. Yea, Ovie is a popular pick, but no one skates on the ice with the hot Canadian-ness that is Mike Green. Yes, he is about seven months younger than me which may classify me as a cougar, but I would go on the prowl for him. So here's to you, Mike.

Photo courtesy of Getty Images.

Si se puede

ffiore957 (11:00:18 PM): i think the problem is the themes they have on here
ffiore957 (11:00:21 PM): they're too boring
SkitchKD (11:00:31 PM): haha eff that
ffiore957 (11:00:42 PM): i guess i could make my own eventually
SkitchKD (11:01:18 PM): yes you could
SkitchKD (11:01:22 PM): YES YOU CAN
ffiore957 (11:01:29 PM): that is very empowering

I would...

SkitchKD (10:26:31 PM): do you know who jay wright is?
ffiore957 (10:26:45 PM): that sounds vaguely familiar, but no
SkitchKD (10:26:57 PM): he coaches villanova
ffiore957 (10:27:01 PM): ok
SkitchKD (10:28:25 PM): https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsEjou9DVNjaddTVqGOF7vfGOEQ0Zm54jobQaEbjvKeRRvhfolnqRXJZCd4OUJPsyn-L5sWuONenSq8Fn1e5AiOjnF_805XKG1kNG2qufGp3nxiJwd5bI_rGTGvRmQm7JPWpR1WSwDpEw/s400/wright_jay2.jpg
ffiore957 (10:28:50 PM): what about him?
SkitchKD (10:29:14 PM): look at him
ffiore957 (10:29:32 PM): i did
SkitchKD (10:29:37 PM): he's hot
ffiore957 (10:29:43 PM): you would
SkitchKD (10:29:46 PM): haha
ffiore957 (10:29:48 PM): i rolled my eyes when you said that

Two things I love right now: blogs and The Beatles. So my new favorite thing is this blog about The Beatles.


Fuck Yeah The Beatles

I love how specific some Tumblr blogs are.

SkitchKD (11:19:51 PM): i cannot wait to find out
ffiore957 (11:20:16 PM): it'll be the best man candy ever
SkitchKD (11:20:33 PM): well its not man ryan
SkitchKD (11:20:35 PM): so i doubt it
ffiore957 (11:20:37 PM): haha
ffiore957 (11:20:42 PM): you make me laugh

Mid-week Man Candy

I don't care how much negative press he's getting, I love Jimmy Fallon. Because of him (and Tina Fey), I haven't missed an episode of SNL in almost 9 years, and I paid way too much for the special edition DVD of Fever Pitch. And yes, I do watch the new Late Night. Whoever is booking the guests is doing an amazing job, but oh man - some of Jimmy's jokes are absolutely tanking. I feel bad. He's a funny guy and he seems really nice. I did actually meet him once, outside the Tabernacle after he opened for The Strokes, and he was very nice. Also, I am "that girl" - during his set, I yelled that I loved him. He said he loved me too, but now he's married to someone else, so whatever. Anyway, yay for being back on TV, and I hope his show turns out to be as good as Conan.

Cold sweats

This makes me want to have a panic attack right here because this would be my worst nightmare. I feel like only grad students really feel the pain.

Today, friends threw me a party for finishing my dissertation. I've worked on it for months. They carried my computer downstairs to have music, dropping it halfway. My work was on there. Only back-up? On my flash drive I just found on the floor, crushed by someone's foot. It's due tomorrow. FML

Too good not to share

Courtesy of Mike.

Mid-week Man Candy

I'm really excited about this one. Jess told me to surprise her, not that this is surprising.




Here's to you, Kyle Chandler aka Coach Eric Taylor from Friday Night Lights. I freakin' love you. How can you resist his boyish good looks and adorable charm? I remember watching Early Edition and thinking you totally deserved to get the paper early because of your hotness. He also had a guest role on Grey's Anatomy...but he died :(...oh well. Oh did I mention that he went to the University of Georgia? Damn skippy. I remember there being rumors of him speaking at graduation the year I walked. That would've been amazing.

Just because

::sigh:: I miss football season already.

Prank war

You may know that I (Jess) love CollegeHumor.com and everything associated with it. Streeter and Amir have been involved in an esclating prank war for a couple of years now. About a year and a half ago, Amir pulled off an epic prank, the Yankee Prankee. It was amazing. Well, last night, Streeter totally got him back, and it was hilarious.

Watch Prank War 7: The Half Million Dollar Shot on CollegeHumor

America's next short model

SkitchKD (10:22:05 PM): too bad i'm going to be post op
SkitchKD (10:22:10 PM): bc they are having auditions in dc for antm sat
SkitchKD (10:22:12 PM): the short cycle
ffiore957 (10:22:16 PM): too bad
ffiore957 (10:22:27 PM): you said you wanted to do short size modeling
ffiore957 (10:22:30 PM): that would be your chance
SkitchKD (10:22:32 PM): I KNOW
ffiore957 (10:22:57 PM): you should go anyway
SkitchKD (10:23:10 PM): this isn't a toothless model search
ffiore957 (10:23:18 PM): they'll understand
SkitchKD (10:23:23 PM): doubt it
ffiore957 (10:23:27 PM): it's probably like a pre--audition anyway
SkitchKD (10:23:32 PM): i could just do blue steel all the time
ffiore957 (10:23:52 PM): joanie's teeth were pretty bad and they let her on the show
SkitchKD (10:24:01 PM): this is true
SkitchKD (10:24:10 PM): they wouldn't even have to pay to fix mine
ffiore957 (10:24:20 PM): i really think you should go
SkitchKD (10:24:45 PM): i actually really would if i wasn't going to be post op, toothless and on pain meds
SkitchKD (10:24:51 PM): this snow is runing everything

John Mayer is in my fave Twitter five

johncmayer I'm about to call my shrink. Nothing's really wrong so I'm going to make some stuff up to talk about. Like how I eat to mask my dyslexia.

Mid-week Man Candy

This week's man candy is Matt Damon. I don't really have anything to say, other than I absolutely love him. I started clipping pictures of him out of Seventeen magazine about 11 years ago. I don't do that anymore (do they even still publish Seventeen?), but he still has a special place in my heart. He's made some pretty amazing movies, he's really smart and he seems like a really nice guy. Oh, and he was the 2007 Sexiest Man Alive. I realize that is not the best picture of him, but it is important because I once saw him talking about the Red Sox on TRL and it changed my life. No kidding, I am that lame. So thanks, Matt Damon, for being so awesome and for giving me the gift of the Red Sox.

Another fly jam

This is the free single on iTunes this week and I love it. Actually the whole CD is fabulous.

SkitchKD (11:14:49 PM): did you hear about what happened on the bachelor?
ffiore957 (11:14:55 PM): yes
SkitchKD (11:15:01 PM): paul told me
ffiore957 (11:15:15 PM): paul would watch the bachelor
SkitchKD (11:16:07 PM): it was the first time he'd ever seen it
ffiore957 (11:16:12 PM): sure it was
SkitchKD (11:16:17 PM): oh i believe him
ffiore957 (11:16:34 PM): it would suck to be that first girl
SkitchKD (11:16:37 PM): i know
SkitchKD (11:16:46 PM): i wonder what happened tonight
ffiore957 (11:17:36 PM): what was tonight?
SkitchKD (11:17:43 PM): they had another after the rose thing
ffiore957 (11:17:50 PM): oh really?
ffiore957 (11:18:04 PM): i hope someone punched him
SkitchKD (11:20:20 PM): i would've kicked him in the balls