So I spent yesterday drinking from about 1:30 p.m. to 6:30 p.m. (first time I was intoxicated on a Saturday afternoon without there being a football game to attend). It was quite fun, but here are a few things I learned.
1) Eat more than a bowl of cereal before drinking commences
2) Don't mix Miller Lite, Sparks, Jager Bombs, rum and Diet and shots of Jim Beam.
3) When you decide to finish with alcohol, immediately start to drink water. Or else you'll feel buzzed for hours and be forced to Metro to your friend's place and have her pick your semi-drunk ass up from the station because you can't sober up in enough time to get back to your car and drive back to the 'burbs. (Stephanie Tait is my hero).
Lesson learned.
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