So Katy has graciously allowed me to do MWMC this week in honor of my birthday. She wanted me to make it abundantly clear that although she approved this post, the opinions expressed in it do not reflect her own feelings. In fact, if you take the exact opposite of everything I say, you'll probably get pretty close to the way Katy feels about...
Mr. Josh Beckett
Yes, the man who is fat like when you eat candy has finally become Man Candy. There's nothing hotter than a starting pitcher, in my opinion, particularly the ace starting pitcher from the greatest team in the world. I love that he's a giant hick who always carries a can of tobacco in his back pocket and shoots animals for fun, and I love that he often drops the f-bomb on live television. I even find his inability to spell big words endearing. In other words, I can overlook pretty much anything because he's a really good pitcher. Is he actually hot? Pictures of him with the Marlins are deceptive because he looks like a child. I guess I won't know for sure until the Sox refuse to pay for a contract extension and he defects to the Yankees. But until that day, I will love him unconditionally.
Note: I took a really long time to choose the picture for this post.
ffiore957: i can't find a good enough picture for mwmc
skitchkd: did you look on ap and getty?
ffiore957: no
skitchkd: well i mean no pic can look good when you're fat and stuff
ffiore957: i knew you would say that
skitchkd: hahahaha
Oh, and this is just the best picture ever. It has everything I love.
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